Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

• Bathtubs are the opposite of boats.
• People use their cell phones so much yet they never make an appearance in our dreams.
• If you are over 30 now, you we born before every living dog in the planet.
• A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
• Wizards and mages smoke long pipes to not risk their beards setting on fire.
• Image reading “DO NOT TOUCH” in braille.
• If your dog understands some human words and you cannot understand any dog barks your dog is smarter than you.
• Fishing would be less popular if they could yell or scream of pain.
• Whenever someone types “etc…”  they are just out of examples.
• You think all your thoughts and personality is unique until you choose an account username.
• If in the Harry Potter series combat is based on saying the name of spells at the right time to avoid a block rappers would the most powerful wizards of all.
• The question “Where are you?” probably has never been spoken in sign language.
• If there is a wild dog or rabid animal in a movie they have to train that animal to act untrained.
• The person closest in front of you is the farthest person behind you.
• The most suspicious thing you can bring on an airplane is a parachute.