Random Thoughts (Continued)

Dogs hear us talk all day but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.
If a german landed on the island in WonderWoman and said terrible things about the Allies would she have fought for them?
Gyms that really want to help you get in shape should make a membership package where you pay every time you don’t go.
Adds that play in the middle of videos make me hate the product no matter what it is.
I wonder if anyone has donated blood, then gotten into an accident and received their own blood.
I never realize how much I take being healthy for granted until I get sick.
For someone who’s nervous around dogs, saying they only bite if they sense you’re afraid isn’t very reassuring.
When you put a book open-faced on the floor to save your spot you are using the entire world as a bookmark.
The reason we don’t see Lamborghini’s, Ferrari’s and other expensive cars in commercials is because the people who can afford them don’t sit around watching T.V. all day.
Birthday presents are rewards for surviving that year.
Heck is for people who don’t believe in gosh.
I can correct autocorrect more than it accurately autocorrects me.
World records will become a lot less impressive once we travel to other planets.
Dragons don’t need to brush their teeth because the fire instantly kills any bacteria on them.

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