- Windows Vista: Viruses, Intruders, Spyware, Trojans, Adware.
- CSI: Can’t Stop Investigating!
- FINALS: F#@* I Never Actually Learned S#@*
- BMW: Big Money Waster
- School: Seven/six Cruel Hours Of Our Life
- Bing: Bing Is Not Google
- Class: Come Late And Start Sleeping
- Denial: Don’t Even Know I Am Lying
- Diet: Did I Eat That?
- England: Every New Guy Leaves After 90 Days
- Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
- France: Friendship Remains And Never Ends
- Haters: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
- Kia: Korean Industrial Accident
- Lame: Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
- Life: Living Isn’t Freaking Easy
- Maid: Mother Actually In Disguise
- Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
- BOSS: Built On Self Success
- Swag: Showing the World All your Greatness