- Dogs hear us talk all day but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.
- If a german landed on the island in WonderWoman and said terrible things about the Allies would she have fought for them?
- Gyms that really want to help you get in shape should make a membership package where you pay every time you don’t go.
- Adds that play in the middle of videos make me hate the product no matter what it is.
- I wonder if anyone has donated blood, then gotten into an accident and received their own blood.
- I never realize how much I take being healthy for granted until I get sick.
- For someone who’s nervous around dogs, saying they only bite if they sense you’re afraid isn’t very reassuring.
- When you put a book open-faced on the floor to save your spot you are using the entire world as a bookmark.
- The reason we don’t see Lamborghini’s, Ferrari’s and other expensive cars in commercials is because the people who can afford them don’t sit around watching T.V. all day.
- Birthday presents are rewards for surviving that year.
- Heck is for people who don’t believe in gosh.
- I can correct autocorrect more than it accurately autocorrects me.
- World records will become a lot less impressive once we travel to other planets.
- Dragons don’t need to brush their teeth because the fire instantly kills any bacteria on them.
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