Random Thoughts
- Bathtubs are the opposite of boats.
- People use their cell phones so much yet they never make an appearance in our dreams.
- If you are over 30 now, you we born before every living dog in the planet.
- A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
- Wizards and mages smoke long pipes to not risk their beards setting on fire.
- Image reading “DO NOT TOUCH” in braille.
- If your dog understands some human words and you cannot understand any dog barks your dog is smarter than you.
- Fishing would be less popular if they could yell or scream of pain.
- Whenever someone types “etc…” they are just out of examples.
- You think all your thoughts and personality is unique until you choose an account username.
- If in the Harry Potter series combat is based on saying the name of spells at the right time to avoid a block rappers would the most powerful wizards of all.
- The question “Where are you?” probably has never been spoken in sign language.
- If there is a wild dog or rabid animal in a movie they have to train that animal to act untrained.
- The person closest in front of you is the farthest person behind you.
- The most suspicious thing you can bring on an airplane is a parachute.
