- Windows Vista: Viruses, Intruders, Spyware, Trojans, Adware.
- CSI: Can’t Stop Investigating!
- FINALS: F#@* I Never Actually Learned S#@*
- BMW: Big Money Waster
- School: Seven/six Cruel Hours Of Our Life
- Bing: Bing Is Not Google
- Class: Come Late And Start Sleeping
- Denial: Don’t Even Know I Am Lying
- Diet: Did I Eat That?
- England: Every New Guy Leaves After 90 Days
- Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
- France: Friendship Remains And Never Ends
- Haters: Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
- Kia: Korean Industrial Accident
- Lame: Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
- Life: Living Isn’t Freaking Easy
- Maid: Mother Actually In Disguise
- Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
- BOSS: Built On Self Success
- Swag: Showing the World All your Greatness
The Bored List
This is a compilation of things for you to do while bored in class:
- Pull out a dictionary and yell, “Darn! I lost my page!”
- Chew on anything you can get your hands on.
- Get up and poke someone and say, “Tag you’re it.” Then casually walk back to your seat.
- Start a wave.
- Sharpen your pencil every 30 seconds.
- Randomly point at anything and start laughing.
- Stare at someone then, once they look back at you stare at the ceiling and try and get him or her to look up.
- Repeat everything the teacher says and insist you are taking “mental notes”
- Shoot up and point at the window and yell, “JESUS CHRIST IT’S JASON BORN!”
- Stand up and announce your decision to join the military.
- Pick one word and click a pen or band a desk every time a teacher says it.
- Raise your hand and ask the same question rephrased six times.
- Wait until the teacher says something totally unimportant while teaching a lesson and yell, “OH, NOW I GET IT!”
- On your next work sheet write the person sitting next to yours name at the top.
- While testing shout at the person to your left, “NO IM NOT GIVING THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 24!”
