The Bored List

This is a compilation of things for you to do while bored in class:

1. Pull out a dictionary and yell, “Darn! I lost my page!” 
2. Chew on anything you can get your hands on.
3. Get up and poke someone and say, “Tag you’re it.” Then casually walk back to your seat.
4. Start a wave.
5. Sharpen your pencil every 30 seconds.
6. Randomly point at anything and start laughing.
7. Stare at someone then, once they look back at you stare at the ceiling and try and get him or her to look up.
8. Repeat everything the teacher says and insist you are taking “mental notes”
9. Shoot up and point at the window and yell, “JESUS CHRIST IT’S JASON BORN!”
10. Stand up and announce your decision to join the military.
11. Pick one word and click a pen or band a desk every time a teacher says it.
12. Raise your hand and ask the same question rephrased six times.
13. Wait until the teacher says something totally unimportant while teaching a lesson and yell, “OH, NOW I GET IT!”
14. On your next work sheet write the person sitting next to yours name at the top.
15. While testing shout at the person to your left, “NO IM NOT GIVING THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 24!”